The Pink Joke
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The Pink Joke

Once upon a time there was a pink-skinned lady who loved the color pink. After one tired day of work, she drove down the road in her pink car up to her pink house. She parked her pink car in front of her pink house, got out and walked up her pink walkway to her pink door. She got out her pink key, unlocked her pink door and walked into her pink house. Then she walked up her pink stairs into her pink hall and then into her pink bedroom. In her pink bedroom she walked into her pink bathroom where she used the pink toilet and took a pink shower. Then she got into her pink pajamas and climbed into her pink bed with a pink canopy so she could tale a long, pink sleep. She fell into her long pink sleep, but like 2 hours later she heard “ PINK PINK PINK PINK PINK PINK!!!” It was her pink doorbell!! So, she got up out of her pink bed, put on her pink robe, walked out of her pink bedroom into her pink hall down her pink stairs to her pink door. She opened her pink door to see a large man. He told her that his car was broken down and needed a place to sleep for the night. So she led him into her pink house, down 3 pink halls to pink guest bedroom #1. She settled him in, walked down 3 pink hallways, up her pink stairs, into her pink hall and into her pink bedroom where she took off her robe and got into her pink bed for a long, pink sleep.

She fell into her long pink sleep, but like 2 hours later she heard “ PINK PINK PINK PINK PINK PINK!!!” It was her pink doorbell!! So, she got up out of her pink bed, put on her pink robe, walked out of her pink bedroom into her pink hall down her pink stairs to her pink door. She opened her pink door to see a small man. He told her that his wife kicked him out and needed a place to sleep for the night. So she led him into her pink house, down 3 pink halls to pink guest bedroom #2. She settled him in, walked down 3 pink hallways, up her pink stairs, into her pink hall and into her pink bedroom where she took off her robe and got into her pink bed for a long, pink sleep.

She fell into her long pink sleep, but like 2 hours later she heard “ PINK PINK PINK PINK PINK PINK!!!” It was her pink doorbell!! So, she got up out of her pink bed, put on her pink robe, walked out of her pink bedroom into her pink hall down her pink stairs to her pink door. She opened her pink door to see a funny-looking man. He told her that his car was broken down and needed a place to sleep for the night. So she led him into her pink house, down 3 pink halls to pink guest bedroom #3. She settled him in, walked down 3 pink hallways, up her pink stairs, into her pink hall and into her pink bedroom where she took off her robe and got into her pink bed for a long, pink sleep.

She fell into her long pink sleep, but not to be awakened by “PINK....PINK....PINK....” It was her pink alarm clock. It was time to get up! So, shegot up out of her pink bed, into her pink bathroom where she took off her pink pajamas, put on one of her many pink dresses. Then she used the pink toilet, walked into her pink bedroom, into her pink hall, down her pink stairs, down 3 halls and woke up the 3 men. After that done, she led them down the 3 pink halls into her pink kitchen. She set them down on 3 pink stools at her pink table and handed them each a pink bowl and a pink spoon. Then she walked over to her pink cupboard and looked inside. She had Cheerios and Wheeties. She asked them who wanted what. 2 of them took Cheerios and 1 took Wheeties.

WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT STORY?


 

Cheerios is better than Wheeties.

 

 

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